Awright!

oh hey welcome to the pool room, it is a large and vast pool room with no actual pool tables but it's a pool room anyway because everyone wants to hang out in a pool room dangit

So I guess I'm supposed to introduce myself or somewhat? My good friends, I am Omatav Cocktail and I don't play fair. Listen up good and listen up fast because you'll miss something if you don't!!

See now, I'm situated up here in Norway where I'm a part of a legendary group of vigilantes, and I've been with them since I was a wee lad. It's a nice gig I tell ya what. And I'm no thug, mind you I've played my part in shooting down the nastier radicals around here who threaten all kinds of national and international security. I don't care what you've heard, it's an unruly place up north.

I've also got charge over my two kid brothers who aren't quite ready for the stuff I've got to put up with. They'll get up there some day. But hey, I'm right fond of them just the way they are now. Cute little guys, them.

I daresay I can't put too much about what I do around here, I'm not so concerned about information security personally. We got nothin' to hide. The other guys up top get upset over that kinda thing, though. So I won't speak up much yet. But hey, I'm here.